Is this the worst sentence of the year?

A little bit of fun here with a competition for the worst sentence of the year. Today’s Sunday reblog is from Bridget Whelan‘s blog and I hope you enjoy it!

BRIDGET WHELAN writer

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

stormyEvery year the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest  at San Jose State University honours the author of an obscure 1830 novel, Paul Clifford, which opens with this  famous opening sentence. Thousands of writers from around the world compete against each other to come up with something that comes close to the awfulness of the original.

This year Joel Phillips from New Jersey won with this entry:

Seeing how the victim’s body, or what remained of it, was wedged between the grill of the Peterbilt 389 and the bumper of the 2008 Cadillac Escalade EXT, officer…

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About mysm2000

Having taught elementary school for more than 25 years and been involved in many amazing technology and curriculum projects, I find I've developed a myriad of interests based on literature I've read and music I've heard. I've followed The Wright Three to Chicago, Ansel Adams to Colorado, The Kon Tiki Expedition to Easter Island, Simon & Garfunkel lyrics to New York City, Frank Lloyd Wright to Fallingwater, Pennsylvania, and have only just begun.
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3 Responses to Is this the worst sentence of the year?

  1. J.E. Fountain says:

    I don’t mean to brag…but received honorable mention in the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest (BLFC). (ermmm…OK so I meant to brag). More about my entries: http://100greatestnovelsofalltimequest.blogspot.com/2015/09/i-won-i-won.html

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  2. Thanks for reblogging!

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